You’re not insured for this much weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A bunch of rare all-black vintage Rolexes. People will stare. In a good way. 2) Earbuds that don’t use wires to attach to your music player. They were holding you back. 3) These are lighter cufflinks. The name tells you all you need to know.
Pastoral delivery. It exists now. It really exists. You can order online or through a dedicated app, but the results will be the same: you in pajamas eating veal meatball pizza. They deliver within a mile for now, but a larger territory’s coming later. You can be wearing real clothes, too.
This just in from Committee, part I: A new lunch with lamb gyros and fried-eggplant
sandwiches.
This just in from Committee, part II: A new patio where you can eat those things.
This just in from Committee, part III: There wasn’t supposed to be a part III.
Blackbird Doughnuts finally got its soft-serve machine. And they’ve wasted no time covering wild berry donut holes with vanilla ice cream and cinnamon sugar cake donut dust. You don’t waste time when you’ve got a soft-serve machine.
And now, a stream of consciousness concerning Harvest’s first summer pig roast: Roasted porchetta beer corn on the cob patio pulled pork sandwiches grilled sausage ice cream bar funnel cake station all you can eat. And in case you missed it the first time: funnel cake station.
Tuesday’s Bastille Day. Big deal in France. Also a big deal at Gaslight. Because there will be live jazz, oyster shucking, a pig roast and general patio-based revelry. You’re all right, France.
