One nation, under weekend...
Your Perks: 1) A 24-day supply of tablets that’ll help you cure hangovers. Biggest breakthrough in science since, we don’t know, name a big one... 2) An underwater drone with an HD camera. Like you don’t need one of those. 3) Vintage Rolexes for people who like gold, diamond and stunning things.
Good news: there’s a new one-woman ice-cream-making operation now wherein she will personally deliver two pints of frozen delights (Pecorino & Pear, Pho Spice & Bourbon Caramel...) to you each summer month if you subscribe. Bad news: it’s called a “Scoopscription.” Yeah, she really went for it there.
If you’re currently sitting somewhere in a striped madras pullover and summer-weight chino shorts, thinking about how much you love your country, good for you. If not, you can find the above wearables and more for up to 50% off at Gant’s summer sale. But not patriotism. That’s free.
We could spend all day discussing our nation’s greatest merits. But for now, let’s just talk hot dogs. Specifically, the new hot dog bar on Legal Sea Foods’ terrace, representing five different regions (Chicago-style, Jersey Rippers, etc.) available either à la carte or by the three-dog board. America would get the board.
After years of asking, Cambridge is finally getting a Lone Star Taco Bar of its own. With a few key differences, like tortas and Sonoran-style hot dogs (which, yes, means they’re wrapped in bacon). We keep talking about hot dogs for some reason. Oh, right...
FROM THE FOLDER OF GREAT IDEAS
Idea #15,379: A series of Sunday nights dedicated to the golden age of ’70s yacht rock, which plays while
you drink special drinks like the Come Sail Away with Madeira, Créole Shrubb and falernum.
Sorry, Loyal Nine got there first.
