Cream or weekend?
Your Perks: 1) A Moroccan-goatskin-leather bag. No two are alike. How very snowflake of them. 2) Dom Pérignon Brut Champagne 2005 in a personally engraved box. Choose your words carefully. 3) Designer sunglasses from Alexander McQueen, Givenchy, Balmain... The list goes on and on.
The Bad: Summer’s days are numbered.
The Good: Sault’s allowing you to subtract 30% from all their shorts and swim trunks. And
Ball and Buck’s knocking a solid 25% off summer gear like linen shirts, waxed jackets and suede
moccasins.
We’ll call it a fair trade.
UD: Hey, Wonder Bar, you’ve reopened. What’s new?
WB: Nothing.
UD: Really?
WB: [whispers] There’s a new restaurant inside of me called DooWee & Rice, and
it’ll be producing more bao than you could possibly imagine.
UD: Did you say something?
WB: No.
If you feel like you already have enough Japanese barbecue in your life... well, we don’t know what to say to you. For everyone else: there’s a new location of Gyu-Kaku in Harvard Square to address all your miso-chili wing and Japanese sausage needs. Never neglect your Japanese sausage needs.
You’re in a room, and you’re outnumbered. Outnumbered by tacos and over 30 kinds of tequila and mezcal to sample. There’s nothing you can do about it. Except stay there and consume all of those things because you’re at a taco and tequila party at Moksa.
There’s another movie-and-cocktails screening afoot. But what movie? Here are your clues:
—You’ll be watching it in a bowling alley.
—White Russians will be involved.
—Actual bowling will occur.
—The film’s title rhymes with “Fig Webowski”
Let us know if you need a lifeline.
