Do not pass go. Go directly to the weekend.
You can now get Coolhaus’s ice cream sandwiches delivered. (Bonus: they’re spiked with booze.) We’re also hooking you up with a seriously powerful portable charging station for 20% off, plus 30% off a gadget that turns your iPhone into a universal remote control. Don’t spill any of your sandwich on it.
Sweet Cheeks has gone and done what any rational, sane person would do if they had a perfectly good 48-seat patio space attached to their restaurant. They’ve turned it into a beer garden, with an outdoor bar, four rotating beer taps and the full menu available. Beer gardens win. Always.
Seven. That’s how many hours you’ll have on Saturday to try the suds of 30 local breweries including the likes of Notch, Cambridge Brewing Co. and Ipswich. You’ll also be able to sample mead, the strong liquor made with honey that was beloved by Friar Tuck. Yes, that Friar Tuck.
You and Dad: already pals. But if you’re looking for a way to further bond, know that Ball and Buck’s barbershop is hosting the master barber who once shaved off Dr. Phil’s ’stache on Oprah, and letting him perform hot shaves and cuts all day. It’s time Dad lost “Tom Selleck.”
Every once in a while, it seems like someone out there is listening (besides us). This is one of those times, because Happy’s is now serving all-you-can-eat fried chicken every Monday night. Yes, you heard us right. And no, it’s not cool if you stuff your pockets with some.
Get ready. Because a week from this Sunday, 20 local amateur chefs will be descending upon Somerville, given 15 pounds of bacon and instructed to make whatever the hell they want (beyond a giant 15-pound plate of bacon). With you as a judge, sampling their wares. You’re an excellent judge of wares.
