Ah, Valentine’s Day. It’s that very special holiday when couples can really take the time to reflect on their love and mutual respect for one another, grow together and, most importantly, exchange gifts.

And it’s coming up sooner than you think.

Now, there are two ways to go about the Valentine’s Day gift. There’s the risqué way (more on that, and silk blindfolds, here) and the straight-and-narrow romantic way. Naturally, that’s a judgment call we just can’t make for you, so in order to fulfill both quotas, we’ve rounded up a gift guide for each.

So, to start, here are 10 Respectable Valentine’s Day Gifts.