The weekend fills its own potholes.
We’d like to give you the keys to a Lamborghini. In fact, Perks is bringing you the incomparable joy of piloting five of the world’s greatest automobiles—as part of World Class Driving’s multi-city US Supercar Tour Program—for 25% off the usual rate. We call shotgun.
How your auntie likes her bingo: with clothes. How you like your bingo: sans clothes. Tonight the W is rolling out strip bingo, along with a make-your-own-whoopie-pie bar, naughty prizes (think: vibrators) and a cash bar. Note: it’s not full-frontal stripping, which could be a good or bad thing.
If your recent tequila binge has run its course, fear not. Tonight, there’s a mezcal tasting going down at Olé Mexican Grill. You’ll up your knowledge of the stuff with a cocktail, passed apps and an expert-led flight of five different versions of the stuff. Memories of Oaxaca to follow.
Valentine’s Day is a chance to demonstrate your love for another person. It’s also a great reason to embark on a cheerful, 12-hour pub crawl that benefits a local charity. There’ll be drink deals like $3 tallboys of Narragansett, beer koozies, finger food and no stopping till dawn. It’s great being single.
While you need no lofty insight into topics of the heart, your friend may. So instead of just recommending some of the great authors and philosophers on the issue, just bring him to this performance, where attractive women will read while completely naked. Some people are just visual learners.
You know the old saying: comedy is good by itself, but better with stripteases. Hence, Cupid’s Misfire, a burlesque/comedy show at the Oberon, performed by ranking members of the Slutcracker burlesque troupe. Which just happens to be your favorite Nutcracker-inspired burlesque troupe.
