You love sports.

You love the competition. You love the passion. You love the headbands.

You just wish there were more swimsuit models competing in them. In swimsuits.

And apparently, someone has traveled inside your brain, Innerspace-style, and read your mind.

Because here's what's happening this weekend on the sandy, bikini-friendly shores of Nikki Beach: something called the Model Beach Volleyball Tournament.

Basically, it's like the AVP Tour, if the players were replaced with women who get paid handsomely to have pictures taken of them in their underwear. Eight of the top modeling agencies will be trotting out teams, so expect to see all of your favorite leggy beauties from Next, CGM and Wilhelmina vying for the glory that is the Model Beach Volleyball Tournament Cup (the final is 2pm Sunday and attendance is free).

And just to get your competitive juices flowing, the organizers of this prestigious event are throwing a kickoff party tonight at Wall, with sounds by DJ Ross One.

Just keep an eye on the punch bowl. Someone might try to spike it.