Presumably, you’re four days into your resolutions. And presumably, that’s four days too long. So, you know what... f**k it. Eat a 64-ounce steak. Drink $9,650 worth of champagne. Or do any of the other things on the list below. These, friends, are your anti-resolutions.
So, Canyon Ranch is now the Carillon. And with that change, they’ve brought on a bunch of new spa treatments, including one called the Deep Sleep. You’ll start off floating so that your “brain releases alpha waves” for relaxation and end with a special sedating massage. Not today, productivity.
You’ve probably had enough food by now to power you right on through 2016. But if a 64-ounce double rib steak served with onion rings and smoked horseradish cream wasn’t somehow part of that, well... you know what to do.
You could spend quality time at home, sure. Or you could spend quality time at 1 Hotel’s Presidential Suite instead. It’s got two king master bedrooms, a pool table alcove, a balcony with ocean views and a room service menu by Tom Colicchio. Home is where the Tom Colicchio’s is.
Hypothetically, let’s say you have $40 million burning a hole in your pocket. A hole that can only be filled by a Star Island mansion once owned by Gloria Estefan. With seven bedrooms, a private pool, a hot tub and a dock. Hypothetically, you should also buy some new pants.
A jeroboam of champagne, to be exact. That’s roughly 152 ounces. But this isn’t just any 152 ounces of bubbly. This one’s brought out to your table by a server flying through the air dressed as Supergirl. Or you can opt to have it carried over by the Incredible Hulk instead. Not a tough call.
