The weekend is a uniter, not a divider.
This week, three ways to upgrade your drinking habits: 1) 35% off an iPhone case that opens beer bottles. 2) A steady supply of fresh cocktails—via this exclusive collection of five classic mixers. 3) 22% off a dozen game-changing bagels, delivered, including some infused with tequila. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo...
Uptown’s always been good to you. Maybe you should throw that place a party. Better yet, maybe they should throw themselves a party and you could just attend. Hey, like the one on Friday with food (Pop Diner, Max’s Wine Dive), beer/wine and the Spazmatics. No need to bring a gift.
Cutting Edge Haunted House is opening tomorrow for “date night” because... hey, haunted house in April. Just go with it. Then, find a date who doesn’t scare easily, grab their hand and navigate them through hordes of zombies and chain saws. And, sometimes, zombies with chain saws.
It’s been a good month in Arlington. And this weekend, it gets even better. Because a bunch of food trucks (Nammi, Empanada Armada, Gandolfo’s) are gathering at the ballpark. You’ll eat, you’ll drink, you’ll listen to music. You’ll high-five Yu Darvish. Wait, no. He’ll be in Minnesota. Sure is cold there.
You can tie up all kinds of things. Shoes. Presents. Brunettes... For that last one, you may want a few pointers. So check out this bondage expo. There you’ll get three days of hands-on demonstrations where you can hog-tie your date while others take notes. Safe words. You’ll need ’em.
On Wednesday, there’ll be many reasons to go check out Rye 51. First up: there’s scotch. And that’s a good reason to go anywhere. But also: freshly rolled cigars, haircuts and experts teaching you all about suits. One can never know enough about lapels.
