You and Colin Kaepernick aren’t so different. You both possess grace under pressure. You both have solid heads of hair. And you both plan on achieving total victory on Sunday. Here’s your game plan...
The Situation: You want New Orleans to come to you.
The Solution: This NOLA-native chef is whipping up Louisiana-y classics (fried chicken and
collards, duck-and-sausage jambalaya and oyster po’boys) for takeout. And hey, your couch has a pro-go-cup
policy.
The Situation: The mercury is approaching the 70s. Grilling is in order.
The Solution: Steaks, sausages (including bacon-studded ones) and chicharrones from Ryan
Farr’s new butcher shop. Perfect for a huge party or just a really big dinner.
The Situation: Your guests require—no, demand—at least 17 different types of
sliders.
The Solution: This selection of (coincidentally) 17 types of sliders—including lamb/beef
and beef/bacon combos. Try not to eat them all before Beyoncé’s on.
The Situation: You already have the wings, burgers, sausages and chili handled.
The Solution: A set of sides from Greenburger’s—we’re talking sweet potato fries,
onion strings and turkey-chili cheese fries. It’s not a party until there’s cheese fries.
The Situation: You can’t/won’t/don’t leave the house on game day.
The Solution: Munchery’s Super Bowl setup, which brings you Anchor Steam cheese dip, plus
taquito poppers and bacon pralines with Guinness chocolate ganache dip. Jim Harbaugh wants you to have this.
