The weekend and Kim Kardashian are on a break.
This week, Perks is taking 30% off your next delivery of Hancock Gourmet Lobster Company’s six-pack of buttery, delicious lobster rolls and whoopie pies. Because we know you only order lobster rolls in six-packs.
The work week can be pretty tough in an office with zero models walking around. To ease your pain, the Plaza is hosting a fall fashion show where you can sip complimentary cocktails and eat hors d’oeuvres from Taco Diner as long-legged women work the runway. Brisket tacos are the new black.
Like most things in life, shopping is improved with a little vodka. Tonight at the Blues Jean Bar, you can pick up samples of premier undergarments (Slix), men’s grooming products (Billy Jealousy) and a few designer jeans with a drink in your hand. You’ve always been great at multitasking.
Open-container laws can be such a buzzkill. But you’re in luck: this Saturday those laws are abolished... kind of. The All About Uptown Festival is offering you a Beatles tribute band, BBQ pork tamales from Sambuca and the freedom to drink in the streets from 11am to 10pm. The revolution starts now.
Your favorite swanky music hall named after a town in Texas is now sliding you dinner entrées for half price every Wednesday night. And depending on the Wednesday, you could enjoy Red Wine Braised Chicken Legs or BLT Sliders. Either way, that’s more money for the jukebox.
Attention golf enthusiasts who also enjoy the articles of Playboy magazine: next Friday, you and three of your friends have the opportunity to hit the links along with a dozen Playboy Playmates, one of which is this year’s Miss August. It’ll run you $350 per person, but a good caddy is hard to find.
