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You're not.
So it's about time to start thinking about your Hamptons weekends... in Hollywood.
Introducing Cahuenga's hottest new Hamptons-themed nightclub—The Colony debuts Friday, and they brought the nautical vibe and the alcoholic popsicles.
Finally, you've got a sprawling den of indoor-outdoor debauchery from SBE (Mi-6, Industry) that feels somehow Kennedy-approved and Montauk-adjacent. From the wooden-plank entrance outside that looks like a lifeguard stand, you'll enter into a blue-and-white deck with a hammock-covered pool and cabana-style seating.
That's where you and your friends will want to start things off... with some alcoholic sushi. (Think Jell-O shot instead of tuna and rice paper instead of seaweed.) They've also got booze-filled popsicles, champagne-sorbet foams on mini-spoons—and olives skewered on pipettes filled with splashes of martini.
Now that you've had a healthy dinner, you're ready for the open-air dance floor—it's surrounded by wave-covered walls, tiers of tables with secret storage under the seat cushions and, by the back bar, a suspended turquoise kayak (the top has cushions, so it's like a bench/swing).
And if anybody in your group needs to ditch her stilettos for some flip-flops, there's a beachy retail kiosk on site—yes, in the middle of the club—with some VIP storage lockers at the ready.
Which is also good news for your seersucker blazer.