In honor of Independence Day weekend, we dug through our archives to find some of our favorite, most American stories.

It is our sincerest hope that they help make you a better patriot. Or, at the very least, someone who is more knowledgeable than they were before about pizza ATMs.

Why baseball is the slowest, greatest game on earth.

Words of wisdom from every president but this president, because you know why.

America, the beautiful. Aka, the loveliest Instagrammers from every state.

Nothing says “wet hot american summer” like a squeaky-clean pair of white sneakers.

Life’s too short to not eat pizza dispensed from an ATM.


In hot pursuit of the country’s most iconic roadside burger stands...

Only in America can you partake in a road trip devoted entirely to lobster rolls.

Not to mention, share a cow for consumption with fellow carnivorous patriots.

Behold: the largest sports bar screens in America.

This country needs Veep now more than ever. Here’s why.

Aside from March Madness, here’s how else you can use brackets to improve your life.

And finally, take a look at JFK’s golf style. There’s nothing more American than that.