Football season kicks off next week, which means you’ve got a couple of things to figure out before
Thursday.
First thing: yes, that was a football-kickoff pun. We’re sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.
Second thing: what you’re going to name your fantasy team.
Because half the fun of fantasy football is just coming up with a creative and irreverent name for your team.
The other half of the fun: beer.
And with that in mind, we’ve combined the two into this Ultimate Guide to Fantasy Draft (Beer) Team Names and laid them here for your perusal, inspiration and use, should you want to do so (you should). Let’s get into it:
Yeast Mode
QuarterBock Sneak
The Lambic Leap
Pabst Interference
The Maltimore Ravens
Third and Lager
Strength and Cask-Conditioning Coach
Lager Room Pep Talk
Stout of Bounds
Fumble IBUski
Saison-Ending Injury
Illegal Chop Bock
Two-Pint Conversion
India-napolis Pale Ales
Green Bay Six-Packers
Roger Good-Ale
Mike Shandyhan
Robert Griffin III Minute IPA
Hop Warner
Reggie Witte
Natty Boh Jackson
Roger Stauppelbock
Malty Schottenheimer
Joe Hefetheismann
Gose to the Post
The 12th Can
The Chicago Beers
Okay, we’ve officially run out of ideas. But you’re welcome.
First thing: yes, that was a football-kickoff pun. We’re sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.
Second thing: what you’re going to name your fantasy team.
Because half the fun of fantasy football is just coming up with a creative and irreverent name for your team.
The other half of the fun: beer.
And with that in mind, we’ve combined the two into this Ultimate Guide to Fantasy Draft (Beer) Team Names and laid them here for your perusal, inspiration and use, should you want to do so (you should). Let’s get into it:
Yeast Mode
QuarterBock Sneak
The Lambic Leap
Pabst Interference
The Maltimore Ravens
Third and Lager
Strength and Cask-Conditioning Coach
Lager Room Pep Talk
Stout of Bounds
Fumble IBUski
Saison-Ending Injury
Illegal Chop Bock
Two-Pint Conversion
India-napolis Pale Ales
Green Bay Six-Packers
Roger Good-Ale
Mike Shandyhan
Robert Griffin III Minute IPA
Hop Warner
Reggie Witte
Natty Boh Jackson
Roger Stauppelbock
Malty Schottenheimer
Joe Hefetheismann
Gose to the Post
The 12th Can
The Chicago Beers
Okay, we’ve officially run out of ideas. But you’re welcome.