This new Marshmallow Crossbow from the Litchfield people is how you’ll experience the unbridled joy that
can only be obtained by pummeling another human being with a full-size marshmallow from up to 60 feet away.
Don’t deprive yourself of that.
The thing itself is made from a solid piece of Douglas fir, plus an aluminum crosspiece and a black walnut trigger. So it’s sleek, handsome and comfortable to grip, and when you’re not engaged in soft, pillowy firefights, it looks great just sitting there on a shelf. Yep, that checks all the boxes on your rigorous crossbow-buying wish list.
Now, a few times this contraption might prove useful:
—Camping diversions.
—Garnishing hot chocolate from across the room.
—Game of Thrones reenactments.
—Feeding hungry onlookers.
—Office warfare.
Because you should never bring a marshmallow slingshot to a marshmallow crossbow fight.
The thing itself is made from a solid piece of Douglas fir, plus an aluminum crosspiece and a black walnut trigger. So it’s sleek, handsome and comfortable to grip, and when you’re not engaged in soft, pillowy firefights, it looks great just sitting there on a shelf. Yep, that checks all the boxes on your rigorous crossbow-buying wish list.
Now, a few times this contraption might prove useful:
—Camping diversions.
—Garnishing hot chocolate from across the room.
—Game of Thrones reenactments.
—Feeding hungry onlookers.
—Office warfare.
Because you should never bring a marshmallow slingshot to a marshmallow crossbow fight.
