Dad’s taught you a lot over the years.

How to throw a baseball.

How to throw a football.

How to do a bunch of other stuff that doesn’t involve throwing things.

But one lesson he never taught you was how to buy him the perfect Father’s Day gift.

For that, you’ll turn to this slideshow, which contains all the sage pictorial wisdom on small-batch hot sauces, Austrian muscle tonics and leather knife rolls he so un-desperately requires. We’re calling it the Chicago Father’s Day Gift Guide.

Because that’s what it is.