When considering any major purchase—say, a gargantuan Bahamian resort that just went on the market in a lengthy sealed-bid auction—it’s important to make sure you have all the facts.

First one: while the owners want to sell the Grand Lucayan in one piece, bids for various individual assets are also being considered. In other words, this just got... maybe a touch more feasible.

So actually, this is more important than mere facts.

This is a job for numbers.

Approximately 409: Total acres that’ll potentially be at your disposal.

24 to 1,271: Ratio of food-and-beverage outlets to number of guest rooms.

195: Number of slot machines in the 23,375-square-foot Las Vegas–style casino.

4: Number of tennis courts with surfaces like clay and grass.

13,571: Total yards over the property’s two golf courses.

10: Photographs in this here slideshow.

About 1: Miles of private waterfront.

38: Millions of dollars the seller has invested in this beauty since 2013.

10th: Day of June your bid is due by.

Less than 3: Months that gives you to seriously move some money around.

Plenty of time...