What the world needs now is weekend, sweet weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A bottle of Dom Pérignon that looks like Björk designed it. Because she did. 2) Sustainably sourced Italian caviar that you’ll put on brioche or blinis or tiny spoons and enjoy. 3) Umbrellas that are so good, they’re worthy of bragging about. Which you’re allowed to do.
Monkeys. Huge for 2016. Just ask the Chinese New Year. Oh, and your friends at this new Chinese spot in Brickell called Da Tang Unique. They’re bringing the drinks and dancing dragons to the party while you bring the monkeys. That was a joke about monkeys. Please don’t bring monkeys.
And the 2016 Most Important Meal of the Day award goes to: lunch. Yep. Because now you can eat it at Izzy’s. They’ve got waffle-fry lobster poutine with cheddar gravy and bacon, New England clam chowder and blue crab rolls. Breakfast didn’t prepare an acceptance speech anyway.
We thought you should know that Art Wynwood has a new exhibit called The 1960s Will Blow Your Mind. It’s got a bunch of art from the decade’s legends, music and fashion. Just leave your keys in the bowl at the door.
This year, your Valentine’s Day warm-up comes in the form of the Love Shack party at the Thompson. It’s got all of the requisite icebreakers: gratis cocktails, kissing photo booths, Wolfsonian museum artifacts and conversation cues from dating app WhoNow. In case historical artifacts don’t do it for you.
Maybe you’ve noticed the Carmageddon situation heading to the beach lately. Thanks, Boat Show. But Rec Room is making it all better with a late-night “Enchantment Under the Sea”–themed party with DJs, mermaids, drinks and whatnot. It’s the whatnot that always gets you.
