Oh, January.
With your cold, sickness-inducing Januariness.
Everyone’s got the sniffles.
And because we care, everyone’s also got this array of piping-hot bisques, chowders and borschts that we’re calling Our Nation’s Finest Bowls of Deliverable Soup.
That’s right. It’s all the warm, tasty, comforting goodness that you can have shipped straight to your face.
Or wherever it is you receive mail.
With your cold, sickness-inducing Januariness.
Everyone’s got the sniffles.
And because we care, everyone’s also got this array of piping-hot bisques, chowders and borschts that we’re calling Our Nation’s Finest Bowls of Deliverable Soup.
That’s right. It’s all the warm, tasty, comforting goodness that you can have shipped straight to your face.
Or wherever it is you receive mail.