Weekend said knock you out.
Your Perks: 1) One-of-a-kind vintage Rolexes that have been refinished with uniquely colored dials. 2) Button-ups tailored from ultrasoft Egyptian cotton. Fall will be your most comfortable season yet. 3) A four-pack of sparkling and still rosé. So long, summer.
Here’s a little something we call “Before and After”—the Fort Lauderdale edition:
Before: A striking lack of Japanese-Peruvian joints with lomo saltado rolls.
After: Oh, hello, SuViche.
Before: Where’s all the pisco?
After: A fully stocked pisco bar featuring macerados adorned with gummy bears and
lychee.
Before: Gummy bears?
After: C’mon.
We repeat: there’s a rooftop barbecue with champagne. At the Gale. Live music from Psychic Mirrors and a photo booth, too. Oh, and a special appearance from the sunset. Nature’s handy like that.
Ball & Chain is commemorating the 80th anniversary of its wood-roofed abode with a three-day music festival starring DJs, local bands like Suenalo and Spam All Stars, and cold tropical drinks. Always good for an encore, those guys.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Brunch.
Brunch who?
The new brunch at the Continental with tiki drinks, cheesesteak eggrolls and Cuban omelets stuffed
with plantains.
Great. Next time, call ahead. Thanks.
**Beep**
This has been a test of the Emergency Barbecuing System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have
been advised to head directly to the PAMM for the necessary art, grilled cheeseburgers and rum punch by the
bay.
Actually, just go ahead and do that anyway.
