Little ditty, ’bout Jack and Weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A curated selection of the 20th century’s most iconic timepieces. And by that we mean Rolex, Cartier and the like. 2) A personally engraved bottle of Kentucky bourbon. “Happy Father’s Day” —You. 3) Enough Hugo Boss polos to kill a man. Kidding. Polos are generally nonviolent.
Welcome to Bâoli 2.1.1. This update fixes vulnerabilities in the previous version using new art, reupholstered banquettes and a significant increase in the amounts of Maine-lobster risotto and berry-basil smashes you’ll be consuming. What to do: download and make reservations at your discretion.
Sure, you could go to Berlin for the Champions League final. Or... you can go to Pubbelly and watch the match with a parrillada made up of chorizo, skirt steak and morcilla with a side of short rib dumplings. There are no wrong answers here.
Your weekend goes out like this: smoked-honey Old Fashioneds, Flintstone ribs, pickled vegetables and pecan pie topped with sweet-potato ice cream. It’s also how Swine’s Smokin’ Sundays dinner party is going out. Glad we could be here for you two.
Radio Bar now has a karaoke night on Sundays. That goes until 2am. With two-for-one liquor-filled beverages. Your Wilson Phillips repertoire has been put on notice.
And now, a few stats regarding the Shore Club’s new movie night:
Pools present and accounted for: 1
Buffalo lollipops and parmesan popcorn on the menu: some
Number of Rob Reiner films titled The Princess Bride being shown: 1
Times André the Giant will appear on screen: not enough
