Hindsight is always weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A two-year digital subscription to Playboy and access to all the back issues. So, everything. 2) Boxing gloves signed by Pacquiao and Mayweather. Apparently they have a big fight coming up or something. 3) A whole spring’s worth of button-ups. Bring on the alfresco brunches.
On the off chance you’ve fulfilled your DJ quota for the week, you’ll want to know that there’s a promised land with blues music, pork and a beer garden waiting with bated barbecue smoke. And far be it from you to keep good barbecue waiting.
Apparently, Florida has a derby. And apparently, Tongue & Cheek’s decided to broadcast the race on a bunch of 50-inch flat-screens while plying you with $5 mojitos and a beachside barbecue menu. There’s also a best hat contest, but yeah... Florida has a derby.
After the WMC madness settles down, you’ll need tacos. Burger tacos, to be exact. With bacon and cotija cheese and... you can just see for yourself at Bodega’s new Sunday brunch. Things you’ll also find: breakfast egg tortas and bottomless micheladas. And a second wind.
Sit back and picture an exotic Cuban café. Where plates brimming with paella are placed before you. And sangria runs freely from pitcher to glass. There’s also live jazz and a DJ spinning Cuban rhythms. Now stop picturing. Surprise, you’re at Ball & Chain.
Let’s discuss what’s happening during Soundoff yoga. You’ll:
1. Put on a pair of LED-lit headphones.
2. Listen to music.
3. Start to feel... comfortable.
4. Be told to get into reverse scorpion and whatnot through said headphones.
5. Start to feel... less comfortable.
6. Get a gratis massage when it’s done.
7. Return to comfortable.
