Tempted by the fruit of a weekend.
Your Perks: 1) Up to 69% off Maceoo polos, blazers and button-downs. The French seem to be fond of them. 2) A revitalizing juice cleanse, because sometimes you’ve got to balance the bad with the good. 3) The workout clothes they’d use to exercise in space. Houston, we have a... high-performance shirt.
Your very first birthday: Ice cream, cake, clowns.
Your recollection of said birthday: Zilch.
Buns & Buns’ first birthday: $4 corn fritters, truffle fries and $2 bottomless
prosecco.
Your recollection of said birthday: Considerably better.
Tonight’s forecast low is 52 degrees. The gall of Mother Nature. Anyway, the good folks at the A+E District came prepared for such things. See, they’ve enlisted the help of a rooftop bonfire, marshmallows, PBR and Latin fusion group Palo! to get you through this sordid affair. But... still bring a coat.
DJs. They seem like a good sort. Except when they’re not. Then they’re forced to sit in a waiting room in hell made just for them. And if you’re wondering what that looks like, PAMM’s got a pretty vivid picture. Flamingos are apparently involved. Hey, your guess is as good as ours.
Matisyahu. He of the “One Day” ballad and other songs. We thought you should know that he’ll be performing on the beach of Solé this Sunday. With drinks and food from Fresh American Bistro. Just thought you should know.
Perhaps you’ve heard of this guy Christian Grey. And something about a book-turned-sure-to-be-cinematic-classic coming out this Friday. Either way, the ladies of Shameless Burlesque would like to provide you with some burlesque-style CliffsNotes while Regent pours you French 75s. The burlesque is always better than the movie.
