Weekend Parking Only. All Others Will Be Towed.
Your Perks: 1) Up to 53% off any number of shirts, blazers and ties from Descendant of Thieves. They specialize in handsome. 2) Moscow Mule mugs made from 100% copper. It’s so metal of you. 3) A portable, digital guitar. 2015 is the year you teach yourself to play.
It’s been 30 years since Crockett and Tubbs safeguarded our streets. That’s a pretty long time. You could probably brush up on your Vice. Conveniently, there’s a class for that. With reenactments of Miami Vice scenes, karaoke and a “Where are they now?” discussion. Think of it as your civic duty.
They’re back at it. Those volleyball-loving models are taking over the shore with a fierce competitive spirit that can only be expressed via bikini. You’ll partake in gratis drinks, sandwiches and a glimpse of Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal. No balls were deflated in the making of this event.
In a Miami Beach hotel, not far away, lies a row of cabanas. Soon, these cabanas will bear witness to... things. Things like magnums of Veuve Clicquot. Brazilian fare. Scantily clad samba and fire dancers coursing their way around the pool. And one of these cabanas will bear witness to... Emily Ratajkowski. Lucky cabana.
Every Sunday night, the Macchialina crew will be putting out a family-style feast—just like any nonna worth her weight in marinara would. There’ll be wine, veal-cheek meatballs, Italian sausage, flank steak rolled with parmesan, garlic bread and rigatoni. They’re calling it Red Sauce Sundays. Bring your own nonna.
Amaris Jones has a new dinner party. It’s called Let’s Eat. It’s...
... at Bianca.
... got baskets of fried chicken nestled up to splits of champagne.
... got live R&B and a DJ.
... amazing how much champagne you have room for, really.
