The weekend is rated MA for mature audiences only.
Your Perks: 1) 64% off a fitted button-down from Jared Lang. Prepare for compliments. 2) A palm-size drone. Need we say more? 3) A leather bag for winter. Use it to travel somewhere warmer.
Look, just because we’re telling you that a new Greek spot has opened up in Edgewater doesn’t mean you should go in expecting gyros. So having said that... Eat Greek’s now open on Biscayne. And it’s got servers in kilts bringing you branzino and retsina. And fine—gyros.
The Fed may be turning three, but you and the Pious Pig crew go way back. Like Phuc Yea way back. And Blue Piano’s Cheetos mac and cheese way back. And to thank you for your weird appetite, they’re bringing their classics back every Thursday in January. Cheetos > Umami.
Who: People who like music. And maybe LOTR. Oh, and you.
What: Elijah Wood and his buddy Zach Cowie step behind the turntables as DJ duo Wooden
Wisdom.
Where: The tried-and-true Midtown haunt Bardot.
When: 10pm.
Why: Because it’s Frodo.
How: The One Ring. Obviously.
Ted Baker, that British purveyor of fetching things, is making his way to Lincoln Road. Expect lightweight suits, camo prints and chino shorts. And from 2 to 10pm on Friday and Saturday, that’ll include gratis drinks and a gift when you pick up a little something. Or a lot of something. Your call.
10:55pm: You’re walking into the Remix after-party and grabbing some champagne. Also: a
chocolate something or other from the dessert table. Maybe three.
12:30am: You’re leading a samba dancer under the stars while a Brazilian band sets the
pace.
3:00am: You’re... well, it’s really none of our business.
