Weekend got run over by a reindeer.
Your Perks: 1) A monthly subscription to get world-class cigars delivered to your door. Smoke ’em ’cause you’ve got ’em. 2) Jay Z–approved bubbly for you to toast with this New Year’s. 3) One of these vintage watches. Or two of these vintage watches. You’ve got enough wrists.
Seems that Kush has opened up a waiting room next door. They’ve labeled it “Botanica” on a mural outside. Makes sense when you account for all the crosses, candles and wire cages inside. Makes even more sense after drinking a sour cherry porter from the kegerator there. Funny how that works.
Here’s what you need to know about Lique:
1. It’s open now.
2. On the Intracoastal.
3. Meaning, there’s a 1,000-foot dock.
4. But also a robata grill cooking prawns, a raw bar and sushi.
No offense to where you are or what you’re doing right now, but... yeah.
Tonight, we predict you’ll be taking in some classic Hitchcock in the form of Vertigo. Wait... the PAMM beach is also coming through for us. So are cheese plates and adult beverages. We normally charge for these kinds of readings, but for you: on the house.
Philly-based brunch mecca Green Eggs has planted its flag in Aventura. What this means for you: red velvet pancakes, crème brûlée french toast and chicken-and-waffle benedicts. All on the house. Until Sunday. Best things in life and all.
It’s that time again. The airing of grievances. The feats of strength. Yes, Festivus is here. And the Abbey’s where you’ll be commemorating this most hallowed of holidays with gratis Festivus fare and a costume contest for the best George, Kramer, Elaine and Jerry. So yes, go with the manssiere.
