One day, the world may evolve into some kind of leg-worshipping utopia.

But for now, wearing pants is still very much a thing.

Which is why the Bonobos Guideshop exists. The online bastion of perfectly fitting pants has gone brick and mortar, taking appointments now and opening this Friday on Henderson.

You probably know these guys from a little place called the Internet, where they’ve been outfitting the world with suits, shirts and those iconic, available-in-every-color-under-the-sun chinos. Well, now you can also know these guys via this friendly spot. It’s 1,200 square feet of exposed bricks, concrete floors and metal racks. And clothes. Lots of clothes.

That last bit should be your chief concern. So make an appointment for a fitting (or just walk inside). You’ll introduce yourself, they’ll offer you a beer, you’ll mention what you’re looking for, and they’ll bring it over. It’ll be great. And it’ll result in you fortifying your summer wardrobe with lightweight button-downs, chinos, some denim and maybe a subtle pop of boardshorts. All the necessities.

And then... you’ll leave. Empty-handed. Because once you’ve found the right fit and made some decisions, they’ll ship it all straight to your door in just one to two days.

Guess you’re going naked until then.