The weekend will need a late checkout.
Your Perks: 1) Up to 59% off new prints from Banksy. Maybe you’ve heard of the guy. 2) A pocket-size charger that’ll keep your devices alive no matter where you are (that includes the beach). 3) 20% off the glow-in-the-dark bike you’ll be riding all summer.
You’ve got that thing at Tobacco Road tonight. You’re thinking that John Varvatos ombre button-down with a subtle floral print would do the trick. There’s a new shop in Bal Harbour with white oak floors, a big leather couch... and a certain ombre shirt.
Happy hour on a Thursday: sure. Happy hour on a Saturday: little more rare. Happy hour on Memorial Day: not an unenticing prospect. Anyway, Orange Blossom now has... all those things, really, with a daily session of mac and cheese, juleps and salmon tartare. Weekend juleps just taste better.
Some bourbon tastings, you might get some peanuts. This one’s... not that. Think six pork-centric courses, like seared foie gras with candied bacon and dark chocolate. Oh, and also so much rare bourbon that there’s a four-figure cost of admission. Might want to consider dipping into your bourbon slush fund.
If the Federal can make Pig Wings a thing, you’ve got to wonder what they can do with brunch. Or not. What they can do is Green Eggs ‘n Ham (biscuit, creamed spinach, pork shoulder) and endless michelada mojitos. Yes, michelada mojitos. That’s what they can do.
You might’ve heard. Everybody’s got reason to celebrate on Monday. Yep, it’s the return of Salvation Sundays at Wet... kicking off on a Monday for some reason. Anyway, there will be poolside cabanas, there will be champagne, and there will be DJ Mark Gallo. Feels like old times, doesn’t it...
