There are two ways you can go about mixing a cocktail.

1) Pour some tonic on top of ice and gin.
2) Be better than that...

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Anyway, your strategy is to fill an outdoor mini fridge with these now. Then wait. At an opportune time, say, when a Sunday afternoon turns into a Sunday later-afternoon, break these out. Prosecco gets the Bellini mix. Gin gets the Southside mix made with mint extract, raw sugar and bitters. It goes on like this.

Right. They make salad dressings, too.

Which they presumably did in case you like salads.