What you talkin’ ’bout, weekend?
Your Perks begin now. 1) A custom suit and tailored shirt from a world-class tailor... for 750 bucks. 2) The world’s smallest earphones—used by the Secret Service and the FBI. 3) One-of-a-kind watches from the golden age of watchmaking. Show some respect...
As far as holidays go, Oktoberfest ranks pretty high up there. The Fed gets that. So they’re pouring flights of German-style beers to go with traditional ’fest fare like knockwurst, pork shank and pretzel rolls with duck fat. Ain’t no party like a pork-shank party.
Tomorrow night, DB Bistro Moderne is hosting their last patio barbecue of the year. What this means for you: last call for smoked chicken, short rib quesadillas and half-price drinks alfresco. So stop by and strategically position yourself next to the grill. You know, for old times’ sake.
Hey, big news on the fried-chicken-and-champagne front. Some beautiful mind decided to pair the two in unlimited quantities for one night. The result: Cluck Miami. Your job: sample as many fried birds as possible (hello, Eating House and J&G Grill) before voting on the best. Not a bad gig.
Soccer. You know, the “other” football. You almost forgot with all that Dolphins undefeated-ness going on. Shame, really. Because on Saturdays, the Butcher Shop’s airing the English Premier League games and serving you grilled sausages and two-for-one drafts. It’s never too late to show you care.
Big series finale this Sunday. It’s called Breaking Bad. Maybe you’re familiar. Anyway, Will Call’s hosting a watch party. So sit back with a blue Heisenberg martini. Order some “Pollos Hermanos” chicken. And have your car washed by “A1A” out on their lot. Great time to break out that porkpie hat.
