What we’ve got here is a failure to weekend.
We’re hooking you up with three pet jellyfish in an aquarium that doubles as art. (Start brainstorming names.) Your other Perks: futuristically handsome NOVO watches for 20% off, and NASA-worthy cameras from Hasselblad—the guys who put cameras on the moon.
James Bond. Maybe you’ve heard of him. British guy. Likes martinis. Cleans up okay. About that: Brioni—who made 007’s tux in Casino Royale—have opened up in Bal Harbour. They do the made-to-measure Italian suit thing with a couple of shoes and silk ties thrown in for good measure. You know what to do.
Shh. Don’t say a word. Just follow us into this gallery. Because we’re taking you to a new hidden lunch spot. It’s called the Wynwood Café. They’re making stuff like corned beef sandwiches, grilled cheese and lattes. And everything’s under five bucks. That’s happening right now. So go. Like, now.
Little Lotus. You were sad to see them go. But hey, good news. They’re back. And they’ve taken over the Ozzi space in Downtown and filled it with their torched squid and crispy paratha cake. And tomorrow, you’ll get a gratis bottle of sake with dinner. Hell of a comeback.
Your favorite Cuban funk band is clearing a decade. And they’re celebrating with a live performance at PAX, gratis fritas, ice cream from Azucar and T-shirts for the first 100 guests. Oh, and the whole thing’s being filmed for their next music video. Make sure they get your good side.
The Flat is kicking off a new lounge night on Wednesdays. The theme: Parisian piano lounge. You’ll settle in with a cocktail. Listen to Brendan O’Hara and Big Brooklyn Red tickle the ivories. And affect an air of “voulez-vous coucher” when ordering your bubbly. Yeah, definitely do that.
