Finally, the royal weekend has arrived.
Your Perks: 1) An alfresco movie date with an Umami Burger picnic dinner and free beer/wine—for $50. 2) 27% off the Plank—a useful little shelf that holds your important stuff (keys, phone, wallet...). 3) Up to 40% off handsome-as-hell copper drinking vessels. Get thirsty...
If you want the ultimate theater, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price—or like 25 bucks. That gets you a night of profound drama about bank-robbing surfers, with a bar near your seat. Oh, and an audience member will tackle Keanu’s performance. That subtle, nuanced performance.
Been a real hot one this summer. You’d only do something crazy like a 5K right now if it involved water slides, mist tunnels, sprinklers and maybe getting nailed with a blast from a fire hose. Desperate times...
The fierce physical training. The mental-dexterity exercises. The beer drinking. It’s all come down to this three-day board game tourney, where eight two-player teams will face off in Jenga, Connect Four and more. Winners get a pair of growlers. So yeah, the stakes are incredibly high.
We’ll just spitball some words real quick here. Bottomless mimosas. Southern gentility. Abbot Kinney patio. Shrimp and grits. Biscuits with blood-orange-and-honey butter. You sitting there. Enjoying those things. The point here is that Willie Jane has brunch now.
You know what they say, a neighborhood isn’t truly happening until it gets a monthly four-parking-lot flea market with dozens of vendors like the late, great Alpha men’s shop. So stop the presses. Breaking news: Downtown is officially happening, apparently.
