Friendly reminder: Valentine’s Day is Thursday. And yes, that’s one of those holidays that requires you get a gift. Lucky for you, we’ve already picked out five. All you’ve got to do now is... well, go ahead and pay for one.
You two should really get a room. Specifically, one at the Gale. They’ve got a sexy little couples retreat package available for V-Day that includes a balcony suite, some bubbly, an in-room massage and a candlelit dinner. Clothing entirely optional.
Lingerie. You knew at some point there’d be lingerie. The best of the barely there this year: something saucy and handmade from Priscilla Jade. Our suggested purchase: their bondage bra. Our suggested safe word: mango.
There’s a discreet photo studio located out west. You can rent it for 24 hours. Have the whole place to yourselves. They’ll supply the 13-foot color-blocked backdrops, lighting kits and a green screen. You’ll bring the camera... and a partner. Otherwise, it’s just weird.
So the Skin Institute in North Miami does these Chinese-pearl facials. Basically, they crush up some of the gems and use them to exfoliate your face. Then, they use the same stuff in an algae mask to moisturize. Apparently, women love to both exfoliate and moisturize.
She likes fashion-forward jewelry. You like single malt whiskey. We... actually have the perfect gift. It’s a chunky chrome bracelet that doubles as a flask. It’s not available for delivery until March, so do the flowers thing Thursday, along with a rain check. And a bottle of something.
