The weekend already has its costume for next year.
This year, you’re getting the most prized breed of turkeys—a USDA Grade A, all-natural beauty from Robinson’s—delivered, for 30% off. And since you’ll need something to carve it with, we’re getting you up to 64% off the sharpest knives on earth. And, not Thanksgiving-y, but still: some handsome, exclusive vintage furniture.
After all the Halloween crazy, you shouldn’t be judged for craving a low-key spot to grab a beer. Catch the game. Spot some hipsters. Shoot some darts. Unless you’re somewhere that isn’t Hyperion Public, the new Silver Lake bar. Then you might be judged.
So, Ricardo Zarate. Might’ve heard of him. Best Peruvian chef in the country, the world—maybe Mars, now that we’re on Mars. He didn’t need to dock 30% off every single thing on the Mo-Chica menu for 30 minutes daily. He just wanted to. You should reward this behavior.
For some culture tonight, may we suggest an art show called Uncensored. It’s photographs of a nubile naked lady. With tiny little paper dolls on her body. We’re not sure why. That’s where the art comes in. And they’ll have Smoke Martinis, whose smoke comes from whiskey. That’s where the art comes in... again.
Friday night: time for history class. Taught by Oliver Stone. He’s got some ideas about what’s really gone on these last few decades, and he’s put them into a new book. And a 10-part Showtime series. And a lecture at Book Soup. That last one’s Friday. He wouldn’t dispute that.
Sometimes you just need a quick drive-through burger in your face. Any burger will do. And sometimes... you need a glittering Beverly Hills hotel pool. Some candlelight. You and your $500 burger, topped with white truffles and truffle cheese. Getting to know each other slowly. Turns out, you’re a match.
