Weekends don’t grow on trees.
This week on Perks, 25% off your new ride: Jetson, the Ferrari of electric bikes. We’re also getting you 30% off grooming stuff from the legendary New York men’s club John Allan’s, and sending you the best damn coffee on the planet. It’s just what we do.
Not that you need a reason to cut out of work early, but the beer-loving Craft Brewjas are taking over Yardbird for a Southern-style social this Friday. They’re making it worth your while with half off all drafts and gratis bar bites. Sure, twist your arm.
Disco: dead. Space disco: alive and well. Also, the theme of a party in South Beach this weekend. Think Star Trek costumes mixed with go-go dancers mixed with gratis tequila mixed with moon-themed photo backdrops mixed with a complete lack of gravity. Just kidding, there’s gravity.
The thing about the Tour de France is... it’s in France. So Sunday, the Gables is shutting down two major roads for you to pedal freely on. Also, there’ll be a street party with bands, roller derby, bike polo and karate demos. Which... makes sense.
The Biltmore is having a little fete. For France. And jazz. But hey, you’re invited, too. They’ll be celebrating the Miami Nice Jazz Festival with free-flowing champagne, French fromage, quiche and the vocal stylings of Brazilian-American chanteuse Mônica da Silva. Lady has a voice like velvet.
Some things are worth fighting for. Barbecue: chief among them. So this Tuesday, you’ll bear witness to a five-course Texas battle royal between Haven’s Todd Erickson (representing Dallas) and the Fed’s Cesar Zapata (holding it down for Houston). Your job: eat some ribs. Drink beer. And vote. With your mouth.
