There’s no “I” in the weekend.
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The Donkey Show. What it’s not: a tequila-fueled stage performance in Tijuana. What it is: a disco dance show where you’ll be asked to assist the leisure-suit-wearing cast. And by assist, we mean do the hustle.
Tonight, Kitchen 305’s hosting a Friday the 13th fete. So, naturally, it’s going to get weird. All-you-can-eat snow crab and burlesque show weird. Bring a bib for the drawn-butter-soaked crustaceans. And some tassels. For, you know, whatever.
Long ago, an important battle went down in a French prison. And tomorrow, you’ll honor that battle... with ping-pong... at Chalk. In between sets, grab an absinthe cocktail and a crepe while a DJ spins something French-sounding. Berets are incredibly optional.
Not that you need an excuse for some champagne on a Sunday, but Bella Beach’s Midsummer White Party is a pretty good one. Start with the bubbly, end with some bocce and paddleboarding. Or start with bubbly, end with more bubbly. Then call out on Monday.
Liquid cheesecake with frozen chocolate rocks. You’re not eating that right now. But you want to. And you will Tuesday, when Area 31’s Ben Murray turns up at the Pop-Up Harding Dinner Series. Also on the menu: fried oysters with “smoked” Thousand Island. Oh, wait, we just spoiled the secret sauce...
