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The Owner’s Table, Forum
You Require: Pasta in a clandestine nook. Perhaps an oversize table.
You’ll Receive: A table long enough to seat six, but booked for you and your date only.
Perfect for assisting one another in the consumption of wild-boar pappardelle while a metal origami screen
provides privacy. It’s what metal origami does.