The one thing that's inevitable this Memorial Day Weekend and beyond: day-drinking. The one thing that's preventable: hangovers. You know, those things that make seeing lights or hearing sounds unbearable? Skip all that by taking an Over EZ before or during your drinking. Then go eat brunch or something.
The next time you're in Little Havana with a craving for café con leche truffles and cacao cold brew and want to look through a big window to see how truffles are made, stop by Exquisito Fine Chocolates. Because there's one there now. See how that works out?
Should you need extra incentive to see what Upper Buena Vista is all about, head to Palat's new happy hour for discounted beer, wines and apps. Then just sort of plop down in one of the chairs at an outdoor table and really get to know the place glass by glass, bottle by bottle, appetizer by appetizer.
Ella's Oyster Bar is turning 1. And instead of you bringing them a gift, it's giving you the gift of dollar oysters for the entire day. Then a band will play. Then you'll drink stuff. Then you'll probably do a little dancing. Yes, you'll give them the gift of dancing.
The three day weekend is coming. It's imperative that you pace yourself. Preferably by kicking things off at Daybreaker at 1-800-Lucky. There, you'll do a little yoga, dance to more live music and consume healthy snacks. Don't worry, you can undo all of that good later.
A tequila-forward night out at Bodega requires things like churro French toast to get you back in action the morning after. And so you'll head back to Bodega the next day for brunch, because they have that now. They also have cocktails made with grapefruit, tequila and prosecco. Just in case.
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