Perks is hooking you up with 45% off the Vaportini—a device that transforms perfectly good booze into perfectly good inhalable booze. Great invention or greatest invention?
Kendrick Lamar is taking over the United Center. He’s also taking over a slightly smaller venue in the West Loop with a DAMN pop-up shop. It’ll have exclusive merch like hats that say “DAMN,” sweatshirts that say “DAMN,” t-shirts that say “DAMN.” In conclusion: damn.
Chicago’s newest brewery just landed on the far South Side. Open Outcry has it all. Brick walls. Timber ceilings. Wood-fired Neapolitan pizzas served out of a food truck. Overall, not a bad place to grab a Speculator Cream Ale.
Bar DeVille, West Town’s preferred establishment for downing Malört and dancing to ’90s throwbacks, is closing. Yes, after nine years, the party is about to be over at the beloved equal opportunity supplier of classic drinks and dance parties. But first, one last party.
Tour de Fat is coming back with all the circus performers, marching bands and beer you expect from New Belgium’s annual escapade. And The Roots. They’ll be there headlining this year’s beer fest on Northerly Island. We’ve found it’s best to end on a Roots note whenever possible.
Your steak on the barbecue plans just got a bit better thanks to the Boeufhaus guys, who will do the cooking for you. You just sit back. Perhaps with a beer. Perhaps with a frozen margarita. It’s all happening in the Sportsman’s Club backyard and you can be part of it. Lucky you.
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