These are good-looking shorts from Lacrosse Playground. Or so you thought. Because they’re so much more than that: hop into the nearest body of water and they’ve magically turned into swim trunks—with a pattern that only appears when they’re wet. Boom.
It’s sweltering. You need an aloe massage and an icy neck wrap and an eye pack. Or a cold-stone foot massage with cold hand and foot compresses. Anyway, that all happens poolside now at Exhale South Beach.
Some things just go together. Like rum and cigars. Or you and Bar Centro’s new Social Night at SLS South Beach, where those first two things will be paired together in an outdoor oasis. Or puppies and cuteness, but that’s not the point right now.
The best way to celebrate Prince’s birthday is to head to the Cabaret South Beach and grab something with vodka in it. Maybe a pork belly bacon steamed bun from Sarsaparilla Club. And maybe watch as your server randomly sings and dances to Prince hits while bringing those things to you. Yep. Best way.
Drinking drinks out of coconuts beach or poolside at the Ocean Grill. That’s something you’ll be doing a lot more of now that the Setai has launched a new happy hour featuring its four much-Instagrammed and monogrammed libations. Mmm, tequila for 36% less than normal.
When two local artists take Faena Forum and turn it into art that you can roller skate directly on top of,
you do four things:
1) Bring a date.
2) Skate around to a DJ.
3) Grab a drink immediately after.
4) We promised you a 4, so here it is.
