The weekend just dropped in to see what condition its condition was in.
This is just a cooler. Just a regular ol’ cooler that’s been outfitted with a built-in blender, a waterproof Bluetooth speaker, a bottle opener, USB outlets and a host of other insane (but also entirely necessary) features. Nothing to see here but your run-of-the-mill speaker/blender/cooler...
As a card-carrying member of Dub Nation who does not happen to be in Cleveland right now, you’ll be glad to know that starting tonight, you can watch Games 3 and 4 of the Finals at the Oracle Arena. Good place for that. Let’s not even talk about what happens after Friday.
Your breakfast plans tomorrow involve robots. Specifically, the robots at Eatsa, that robot-filled restaurant that serves delicious, quinoa-forward bowls and things. Because they do breakfast now, which involves things like scrambles with guacamole or goat cheese. And quinoa. And did we mention the robots?
Ah, summer. Long days. Foggy nights. That bitter afternoon wind ripping in from the Pacific. Good thing Welcome Stranger is having a rather formidable sale so you can dress accordingly in things like Barbour jackets and Saturdays NYC sweaters. You know, summer clothes.
Drake vs. Kanye night. It’s happening this weekend at the Rickshaw Stop. DJs will battle using Drake and Kanye songs as ammunition. You will go and you will dance. You will leave. You will be no better off for the experience. But still... fun, right?
Someone: Hey, let’s go drink beer at Lagunitas in a beer garden.
You: Isn’t that far away, in Petaluma?
Someone: Not anymore. There’s a Lagunitas beer garden in Ghirardelli Square for the
summer. It’s great.
You: Neat.
Someone: Would an exclamation point kill you?
