We could go into a big thing about how magical and important Clifton’s is right here.

But you’ve been patient enough.

It’s time to see the damn place.

To start, it’s now called Clifton’s Cabinet of Curiosities. It’s bigger, it’s more aesthetically pleasing, and it’s got a lot more bars. Also, it’s... finally opening on Tuesday. (Let the slideshow be your guide.)

The Edison’s Andrew Meieran polished up your favorite parts, unearthed a few buried treasures and created a healthy taxidermy-to-billion-year-old-objects-from-space ratio. Better get in here.

You’ve already spent enough time not looking at it.