The Grand Budapest Weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A vintage Rolex. Or two. Or three. “Too much of a good thing” does not apply. 2) An umbrella that’ll text you if you leave it behind. Good friend, this umbrella. 3) A Versace suit. You know, the internationally renowned house of—anyway, yes, Versace.
So many things to celebrate. Sweet Auburn’s first anniversary. Chinese New Year. Okay, two things to celebrate. And you will, at this party, while eating Chinese-inspired BBQ and drinking a one-night-only IPA from Monday Night Brewing called Lion Dancer. What they did there. You saw it.
Wow. This must be embarrassing. All this time, you’ve been eating hamburgers with patties that haven’t been bathed in hand-churned butter. Don’t panic. Just go to Big Al’s, apologize to Big Al, eat a burger and drink a shake with alcohol in it. See. All better now.
You’ll be on Lure’s patio this Saturday for the following reasons: oyster sliders, crab sandwiches, poached squid and three chef-attended stations overflowing with oysters. You’ll be thirsty, of course. Not a problem. Everything’s paired with beer and wine and other drinks. The moral of the story: go there.
While normal golfers are teeing up on normal courses and doing normal things this weekend, you’ll be at Top Golf drinking drinks and enjoying the company of bikini-clad golfers. That is all.
The Oscars are upon us. And sure, your TV is great, but allow us to suggest something greater. Something with a red carpet, a cocktail reception and a four-course meal. CinéBistro will have all of those things, plus the Oscars on the big screen. Plus... kidding, that’s plenty.
