Back to the weekend board.
Your Perks: 1) Three bottles of wine, tailored to your tastes and delivered to your door. 2) A high-tech scale that measures your weight and body fat, and sends the data to your phone. 3) A pair of wireless Swedish-made speakers. In the Swedes you trust.
We’re going to operate under the assumption that coffee is a thing you like. So it stands to reason that this new coffee shop called Jittery Joe’s in the Ritz Downtown, what with all its spicy maple lattes and pastries, will please you greatly. We’ll also accept “mildly.”
Lobster pizza. It’s where someone puts lobster on top of pizza. Thirteen Pies has one of those for you. Couple things: 1) It’s only available through Sunday. 2) It’s also got gruyère, spinach, dried tomatoes and truffle oil on it. 3) It’s BYO lobster-pizza bib.
A few months back, a fire put Stats out of business for a while. Which meant you couldn’t watch sports there or drink beer that you poured yourself from in-table taps there. But now they’re back, so you don’t have those problems anymore.
Picture yourself with a date. Now picture the ice skating rink at Atlantic Station. Now picture people wearing bell bottoms and ’70s music playing all around you. It’s as if you’re at some kind of disco-themed skate party. Anyway, that’s Saturday.
It’s still winter, so chances are, you’re still cold. Get in your car, turn on the heat and drive directly to Steven Alan. At which point you may proceed to enjoy up to 60% off all manner of winter garmentry. You’re welcome, wallet and body.
