Welcome to the weekend where the players play.
Your Perks: 1) The softest, most water-resistant leather bags out there—if there’s a classier way to carry your stuff to the beach, we don’t know it. 2) A one-month supply of memory-enhancing “genius pills.” 3) Your very own pet jellyfish and LED-lit aquarium. Start thinking of jellyfish names.
Olde Blind Dog: great place to go for an Irish draft when you’re in Brookhaven. Olde Blind Dog’s new food truck: great place to go when you need some bar food like fish-and-chips and bratwurst... minus the bar. Hey, maybe they’ll drop you off at a bar.
Hey, trunk show at Guffey’s. Looks like it’s for Coppley suits this time. It ends just before the Fourth, so maybe get in there. Maybe grab a new Italian suit (your second one is half off) to fancily watch fireworks in. It’s the least you can do for God and country.
Live music, gratis wine and gratis sushi in an O4W gallery. Sounds like solid date territory. We just left one thing out: a bunch of beeswax paintings that highlight the female figure. Silly us leaving that out.
So apparently Article 14 got a little crazy when you weren’t looking. Practically giving away Bloody Marys and mimosas for $1 each at brunch. Doing handpicked bourbon flights on some Tuesdays. All things you should probably get in on immediately. Well, on weekends and Tuesdays, but you know.
Starting this week, Smoke Ring will be showing a movie on the big screen every Sunday during summer. They’re kicking it off with The Goonies and bacon-caramel popcorn, so that’s an easy sell. Then they’re continuing with flicks like Caddyshack and Ghostbusters. Guess they’re all easy sells.
