With a new year comes a clean slate. And upon that slate, you can either write “I’m resolving to be healthier and more fiscally responsible,” or you can write... the exact opposite of that. So we’ll just leave you with these tremendous indulgences while you think about it...
Some people will tell you caviar is an overrated, overpriced commodity. Those people probably haven’t eaten a kilo of coveted Almas beluga caviar from a 24K gold tin with a matching gold spoon. And seeing as you don’t really know until you try...
Adding more subtlety to your life is never a bad thing. How you’ll do it next year: rent a Russian billionaire’s 530-foot-long superyacht with two swimming pools, two helipads and an escape submarine pod. Then, rename it Subtlety. Yep, that should do it.
There are around 700 skeletal muscles in the human body. And in China, there are five masseuses for a total of 10 hands waiting in a tranquil little pagoda to massage you for four hours. So if they can each average around 17.5 muscles per hour, you might just start 2014 off right.
Vowing to budget your travels better isn’t just a resolution. It’s an incredibly boring one. And likewise, this 12-room hotel penthouse in Switzerland with bulletproof windows, waterfront views, a private elevator and a library isn’t just the world’s most lavish suite... actually, no, that’s exactly what it is.
Maybe you can’t commit to something for an entire year. But certainly you can take a two-week relaxation bender in a hotel, where you’ll receive almost every spa therapy known to Thailand. Including something called “LPG Keymodule Endermology.” Which just sounds necessary.
