We were going to write you a just-before-New-Year’s-Eve card where we reminisced about all the good times we had together over the last 12 months. And then we thought... yes, great idea.
Every time you needed something (an Italian suit, Georgia-made jeans, leather bags...), it seemed like there was suddenly a new store to find it. Probably because there was. Jack Spade. Suitsupply. Steven Alan. Tweeds: all added to your roster this year. And presumably your person.
No offense to the Falcons, but you were a bit distracted football-wise last season. It may have had something to do with the debut of that new team made up of really fit female people running quarterback sneaks in lingerie. Official comment from the Falcons: “None taken.”
There came a point this summer when you started to doubt whether there was ever going to be five acres near Blue Ridge where you could drive a tank over a truck. Which turned out to be a really silly thing for you to ever doubt.
Now that you’ve been exposed to it, it seems unspeakable that there was a time in your life when you were deprived of a famed London-based lingerie boutique with gold-banded leather whips, lacy corsets and sales associates in pink clinical uniforms. Oh, right. That time was 2012.
The whole water-activity thing started innocently enough when you took a paddleboard yoga class on Lake Lanier. Then things escalated. Whitewater-rafting-on-the-longest-urban-course-in-existence escalated. Playing-water-polo-in-inner-tubes escalated. Strapped-to-a-water-powered-jetpack... anyway: Water: 4. Land: 0.
At this time, we’d like to say some nice words about Bang With Professionals, the now-defunct website that debuted in 2013 and used LinkedIn to... connect you with social networking acquaintances in a blatantly implicating manner. We’d like to.
