Drip.

Drip.

Drip.

That sound you hear is the sound of all your questionable Vegas decisions being gently swept away intravenously...

Avoid the consequences of your actions at Reviv, an underground health palace that specializes in making post-imbibing unpleasantness disappear, now open at MGM Grand.

You know how it is out there. You have one measly Cadillac-sized cocktail, and before you know it, you’re waking up with a headache, an upset stomach and a booklet of coupons for half-off annulments. The good news is, from now on, you’ll have this place. And this place has leather massage chairs and an oxygen bar and vitamin-enriched IVs...

Here’s your strategy: before you even think about going out, jump online and make an appointment for the next... midafternoon. When the time comes, shuffle down to the Underground at MGM, where they’ll coddle you in the required manner.

You’ve got a few IV options here, but the one you want is the Ultravive, a concoction of multivitamins, B complex vitamins, pain relievers, antinausea agents and energy boosters. Yup, that should do the trick.

And if the shuffling part’s too much to ask, they’ll set up shop in your room.

So yeah... they’ll see you in your room.