The way you see it, there’s two types of pools in this world:

Pools that are run by gargantuan palaces of feminine clotheslessness.

And pools that aren’t.

Take a wild guess at which of those this is...

Feast your senses on Sapphire Pool & Dayclub, the cabana-lined aquatic environment that’s staffed entirely by the women of the world’s largest gentlemen’s club. It’s opening just in time for Cinco de Mayo weekend, because... of course it is.

Sapphire Club, as you may know, is an establishment that deals in exposed skin and paper money. The problem, though: no pool. And these guys are problem solvers, so they went ahead and built one next to the club itself.

Your experience will go as follows: you reserve a cabana. You get a gratis limo ride from your hotel. You lie in said cabana. You order an appropriately parasol’d cocktail and/or some food from Kerry Simon of KGB.

Then, someone named April or May or July or Sinnamon brings it to you in between shifts of standing provocatively beneath a waterfall (hey, law school isn’t cheap).

There is, of course, entertainment. DJs, pool games and dancing—the same kind you’d find inside the club. Plus volleyball.

This place just might make it.