Wayne Newton’s massive equestrian estate, Casa de Shenandoah, is going up for auction on May 31.
Sure, there are some slight complications and a legal battle involved with it, but this is the kind of
investment opportunity that only comes along... well, never. So here’s a statistical look at your next
piece of celebrity real estate.
Bankruptcy chapter you can thank for this opportunity: 11
Estate’s estimated value: $50.8 million
Acres of pastures, penguin sanctuaries and house you’ll be in charge of: 40
Years they tried converting it all into a Newton-themed amusement park: 3
Acres you’ll eventually dedicate to a you-themed amusement park: at least 10
Custom-built private jet hangars: 1
Regal stallion statues you’ll have at your gate: 2
Majestic fountains in your backyard lake: 3
Months before you get used to referring to your home as “a compound”: 4
Guest homes on the property: 6
Number of those Newton is still legally leasing and threatening to stay in: 3
Odds you’ll still be sharing stables and awkward poolside exchanges with Wayne come April 1: 3:1
Odds he’ll agree to participate in your estate-wide reenactment of the Ferris Bueller parade scene: 100:1
Bankruptcy chapter you can thank for this opportunity: 11
Estate’s estimated value: $50.8 million
Acres of pastures, penguin sanctuaries and house you’ll be in charge of: 40
Years they tried converting it all into a Newton-themed amusement park: 3
Acres you’ll eventually dedicate to a you-themed amusement park: at least 10
Custom-built private jet hangars: 1
Regal stallion statues you’ll have at your gate: 2
Majestic fountains in your backyard lake: 3
Months before you get used to referring to your home as “a compound”: 4
Guest homes on the property: 6
Number of those Newton is still legally leasing and threatening to stay in: 3
Odds you’ll still be sharing stables and awkward poolside exchanges with Wayne come April 1: 3:1
Odds he’ll agree to participate in your estate-wide reenactment of the Ferris Bueller parade scene: 100:1